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Friday, December 6, 2013
Thursday, December 5, 2013
How has Twitch chat come down to this *** level? It used to be something else than just spamming "Kappas" or "FrankerZs". We used to have real conversations here and we didn't harrass casters to "show bobs". I am on the verge of stopping to support the casters and quit watching streams alltogether! Please Twitch chat. CONTAIN YOURSELVES!!
GGWP!! I have a question for you Sirhcez. I'm trying to learn your master dog style. On your Doggers only account, how come you only have 6 crit marks?
you guys realise that you look ignorant retards when u posts that troll pekka face also it just makes u look immature trolls and complete retards who lack sense of common sense also you guys who likes to spam grey face may die of daihrriea
are cactuses a good thing yes that is the true question..... one might think that the importance of cactuses in local enviroments is not as impactful . however i disagree for cactuses are the only thing that will quench mankind's thirst for green prickly things and must therefore be respected as such.
Tricky pls read this i am numero uno fan hombre. My name is Javierorino and I to be one time pro legue playar like u. I am onli 12 yrs old,and haeve onli 2 hrs of computer play per day because muther have no work and i job 8 hrs after school at faktory to make panties for grandmothers. sry i make so long tekst for chat but i relly have to say i miss u strem, and now i see u i will am inspired to one time pro even tho 2 hrs of playa onli.
thats all you do chaox, im getting sick and tired of it. all you do everyday is stream, and then say "Nyeh". when you say "Nyeh" i get so worked up, and i just wanna get a knife, and cut you gunnars in half. your pride and joy. say nyeh ONE more time. ONE.
Godz could you please try to be a little more professional? There are young children watching this stream, stop treating it like a college kid at a frat party, show some respect for the ESPORTS scene. I want my children to be able to watch and enjoy quality Path of exiles. Completely unacceptable. Reported, enjoy your Twitch ban
Do people actually take time to think up these stories just so they can put no copy pasterino at the end of them? My brother was riding in a car and he was texting to twitch chat and was thinking about writing a story. He died mid post and the last thing he said before he died and hit a semi was no copy pasterino
please stop using the grey face man. my grandmother in dark greenland was watching the stream and when she saw so many scary faces in chat she had a heart attack and had to go to the hospital. so please, for the sake of old people, no more grey face. Plz no copy pasterino my story.
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Hello kropp my name is korimoto yamakoto toyota and i am from the japanese and i wann to thx u for stream everyday because i alway watch and lauf alot hihi. You inspir me to try harder in teh games i play like hurthstone i am master medal like u and i pro. Sry for bad amricano and plis dont repost.
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
Kripp has an IQ of at least 174, can calculate quantum fluctiations at superstrings in his head, has a magnificent 12 inch penis and a hot girlfriend whom he regularly plows and he's such a nice guy that he let's his father live with him for free.
hello my name is Altair Ibn-La'Ahad I am syria, I sold my asasin bled for to buy league of logondro, i rech brotherhut 16 now on way to provisional match thank to u imaqtpie piss no cpy pasterinu
scarra, all I wanted for christmas was for you to hit 500lbs, please make my Christmas miracle come true and hit 500lbs. please no copipasteruno mackarino in peace.
Hello, Mr. Kripparian. It has come into my attention that you have been playing one very casual lesser game called Hearthstone lately. That is not the type of game I've come to expect from the professional gamer you are. I believe changing the game would greatly improve the overall stream quality. Sincerely, an annoyed viewer.
Hi my name is Ivana Kumminya and eye skip skool two watch xpoke and more other league of leg end playors, my engli not be may so good, pleez hlp zpoke bye dohnayting to his Utoobe channol but pls no spaghetti bolognese contemporino pastarino anderino basterdino dongarino pls thank u
hi kripp me mambule of nigeria an want sway tank yu for strem. after work at potatoe field me walk 3 ours erry day two wadch yua strem. mambule want play white man game juan day with hero kripp
Monday, December 2, 2013
Yesterday we lost a good man. I'm of course talking about Paul "Scarra" Walker. He was on his way home from raising his dongers when a drunk driver named Marcus "Dyrone" Hill crashed into him. Dyrone has now been placed into custody.
Sunday, December 1, 2013
hello my lord qtpie....is it true that you are the new stylist for CLG....I already bought your dongsquad t-shirt in memory of scarra (rip scarra 1973-2013) and i wear it proudly ... would buy more if you joined CLG !!
hi mi name es pablo . i mi englando no es beuno. i seen on teh computernets doublelift died driving scarra to McDonald's when they hit Paul walker who was being driven to the hospital by dyrus who was driving on drugs while phantoml0rd was having sex with wildturtle the cat and imaqtpie was too busy being sexy as fuck and aphromoo was in the trunk with a dead hooker pls no copi pasterino macaronino marzetino ty
Saturday, November 30, 2013
qtpe mi name is yeremiba zilibaralai from siberia and walk every day 17 hur to watch your donger stream i sell wfe and kid for to buy computerella and intrarnet. i dream of being provezzional blayer in your donger game "legend leauge" like dandy and xbox. sorry for no propeller england pls no copy pasterino.
Hello qtpie, I just want to let you know that the baby you left inside of me and didn't take care of is doing very well, I hope someday that he can meet his legendary father and maybe you can train him in the ways of the donger. He was born with a glorious full head of long hair, just like his daddy.
Friday, November 29, 2013
I like turtles because they re so chill. They don t hurt anyone. They re just like, Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I m gonna take my time getting there, I m not in a rush. Because I m a turtle.
Thursday, November 28, 2013
Hi may name is San Miguel and i come out of Peru. Krip yu inspia me to plai a lod of gamez. I walk 10 mile evrydy to watsch yur stream. Pls no coperino pasterino this persona text thats my own story and i want krip to see his bigest fan
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Hi, I am a 30 year old man with autism and clinical depression and a receding hairline and a micropenis. I am hoping to raise money for a sex change to become an anime girl with pinku (pink) hair. In order to earn the required money I will become a professional Dota 2 player and compete at the International 4. That is my dream. Sorry for my perfect English (due to my autism).