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Monday, December 9, 2013
Hi Kripp. My son, Richard, has been a really big fan of you ever since he discovered your Twitch channel a few months ago. He keeps talking about how cool you are at dinner and he's even decided to be vegan because of you! It's amazing how influential you've been! He even finishes his homework every day before 7pm just so he can watch your stream on time! Anyways, I'm contacting you is because recently my son has been banned from your channel.
Hey you fuckin morons making fun of consuela. She is just doing her honest and dignitas job while you neckbeards sit behind a computer screen and flabergast about consuela and poke fun at her. She is just trying to make money, maybe if you kappas realized that you would respect her more. GOD DAMN
hello my name is Carlos i from Turkmenistan. I watch master fabbyy stream everytiem. i have no arm or leg so i playing with my huge penis. I quit my job at the teemo mushroom factori to becom pro player. I go from bronze IV to gold IX in six monts. pls no banerino cappuchino mai stori. sori for bad englando, i nno understand veri good pasterino
Fresh prince of Bel-air has ruined my life. I memorised the entire theme song and started randomly using it in everyday conversation out of habit. Relationships have started to fall apart, and people have started to avoid me. I don't even try to use it any more. It just comes out, subconsiously. Will Smith has ruined my *** life.
Qt i've read the interview of Lisha, the whole fucking thing, if you don't propose i swear i ll hire the tor hitman to kill you with his barehands god dammit the feels i think she loves you even more than i do
hi am frm bngladsh i am 10 yr old i grdated frm oxyfrd uneversty i wtch odon fr 2 yrs to gt frm bronze v to bronze 4 i am now mchnically gifted and will go pro sry for beg englandinio no cpy cat maccoroni pasterino cuppucino
Yo imaqtpie u think your cool? with your fcking long hair. well guess what you piece of shit. YOUR NOT! i guess i can beat u in 1v1. im bronze 3 but its only because my team is not good. im better than any lcs player. come 1v1 if your not scare
Sunday, December 8, 2013
I flexed My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my *** came within five inches of her ***, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.
wow you guys are pathetic, spamming twitch chat with random comments trying to win "kappa this, kappa that". you know what? I'm big on 4chan and im getting an entire community to come over here and show you what real swag is, you pathetic mindless sheepfuks. You just wait.
Saturday, December 7, 2013
Guys dont Copy and Paste other people, theres no point in Copying other people stuff. If you Copy and Paste you look like a loser and its not even funny. Some of you need to get a life because you look stupid and silly just Copying other people stuff.
Thursday, December 5, 2013
How has Twitch chat come down to this *** level? It used to be something else than just spamming "Kappas" or "FrankerZs". We used to have real conversations here and we didn't harrass casters to "show bobs". I am on the verge of stopping to support the casters and quit watching streams alltogether! Please Twitch chat. CONTAIN YOURSELVES!!
GGWP!! I have a question for you Sirhcez. I'm trying to learn your master dog style. On your Doggers only account, how come you only have 6 crit marks?
you guys realise that you look ignorant retards when u posts that troll pekka face also it just makes u look immature trolls and complete retards who lack sense of common sense also you guys who likes to spam grey face may die of daihrriea
are cactuses a good thing yes that is the true question..... one might think that the importance of cactuses in local enviroments is not as impactful . however i disagree for cactuses are the only thing that will quench mankind's thirst for green prickly things and must therefore be respected as such.
Tricky pls read this i am numero uno fan hombre. My name is Javierorino and I to be one time pro legue playar like u. I am onli 12 yrs old,and haeve onli 2 hrs of computer play per day because muther have no work and i job 8 hrs after school at faktory to make panties for grandmothers. sry i make so long tekst for chat but i relly have to say i miss u strem, and now i see u i will am inspired to one time pro even tho 2 hrs of playa onli.
thats all you do chaox, im getting sick and tired of it. all you do everyday is stream, and then say "Nyeh". when you say "Nyeh" i get so worked up, and i just wanna get a knife, and cut you gunnars in half. your pride and joy. say nyeh ONE more time. ONE.
Godz could you please try to be a little more professional? There are young children watching this stream, stop treating it like a college kid at a frat party, show some respect for the ESPORTS scene. I want my children to be able to watch and enjoy quality Path of exiles. Completely unacceptable. Reported, enjoy your Twitch ban
Do people actually take time to think up these stories just so they can put no copy pasterino at the end of them? My brother was riding in a car and he was texting to twitch chat and was thinking about writing a story. He died mid post and the last thing he said before he died and hit a semi was no copy pasterino
please stop using the grey face man. my grandmother in dark greenland was watching the stream and when she saw so many scary faces in chat she had a heart attack and had to go to the hospital. so please, for the sake of old people, no more grey face. Plz no copy pasterino my story.
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Hello kropp my name is korimoto yamakoto toyota and i am from the japanese and i wann to thx u for stream everyday because i alway watch and lauf alot hihi. You inspir me to try harder in teh games i play like hurthstone i am master medal like u and i pro. Sry for bad amricano and plis dont repost.
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
Kripp has an IQ of at least 174, can calculate quantum fluctiations at superstrings in his head, has a magnificent 12 inch penis and a hot girlfriend whom he regularly plows and he's such a nice guy that he let's his father live with him for free.
hello my name is Altair Ibn-La'Ahad I am syria, I sold my asasin bled for to buy league of logondro, i rech brotherhut 16 now on way to provisional match thank to u imaqtpie piss no cpy pasterinu
scarra, all I wanted for christmas was for you to hit 500lbs, please make my Christmas miracle come true and hit 500lbs. please no copipasteruno mackarino in peace.
Hello, Mr. Kripparian. It has come into my attention that you have been playing one very casual lesser game called Hearthstone lately. That is not the type of game I've come to expect from the professional gamer you are. I believe changing the game would greatly improve the overall stream quality. Sincerely, an annoyed viewer.
Hi my name is Ivana Kumminya and eye skip skool two watch xpoke and more other league of leg end playors, my engli not be may so good, pleez hlp zpoke bye dohnayting to his Utoobe channol but pls no spaghetti bolognese contemporino pastarino anderino basterdino dongarino pls thank u