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Thursday, April 24, 2014

unnecessarily long post

Can you all just stop posting these unnecessarily long posts please? The only reason you post them is to try and bait someone into copy and pasting them. What if we all just gave interesting views and opinions about the stream instead of posting useless stuff? Please I beg you twitch chat, to stop with this nonsense.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

let me tell you a story

Let me tell you a story. I was once a young pistachio like you. But then I saw the light. I saw the kripp and let the kripp into my life. Now I am a grand old cashew with a pepperoni plantation to boot. Don't make the mistake I once did and deny the kripp. Kripp is love. Kripp is life. Praise the Kripp. Amen.

bang-up job

Boy, the mods in this channel have really done a bang-up job. When I first got here it was all cappuccino pasterino, but now that they're using slow mode, r9k and randomly banning people, we can finally have a productive chat without all the IDIOTS. Thank you, mods.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

mario rigatone

Hᴇʟʟᴏ Mʀ. Pɪᴇ I ᴀᴍ Mᴀʀɪᴏ Rɪɢᴀᴛᴏɴᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ Pᴀsᴛᴀʀᴏɴɪ ɪɴᴅᴜsᴛʀɪᴇs I ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴘᴀsᴛᴀ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴇ ʙʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴅᴄ ᴘʟᴀʏ I ᴄᴀʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀɴᴛᴀɴᴀ ʙᴀɴᴀɴᴀ ᴍᴀᴄᴀʀᴏɴɪ. Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ ɴᴏ Rᴀᴠɪᴏʟɪ ʟɪɴɢᴜɪɴɪ ᴘᴀsᴛᴀʀɪɴᴏ

Monday, April 21, 2014

ruining twitch chat experience

You guys are ruining my twitch chat experience. I come to the twitch chat for mature conversation about the gameplay, only to be awarded with kappa faces and frankerzs. People who spam said faces need medical attention utmost. The twitch chat is serious business, and the mods should really raise their dongers.

timewaste

Hello Bulba, this is your mother. I write here to inform you that your father and I do not approve of your timewaste playing childrens game for the internet. Therefor we are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and work as a train conductor..

qtpie version:
Hello Michael, this is your mother. I write here to inform you that your father and I do not approve of your timewaste playing childrens game for the internet. Therefor we are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and work as a train conductor..

Sunday, April 20, 2014

lovers voice

The day i lose my virginity, i would want my lovers voice to sound just like presvu's. Honestly i'm up to 3 inches right now which is the most i'll ever get. Even if its just cumming casually in my girl's ear, i'll want her to sound just like that.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

pointless messages

guys. seriously whats with this ridiculous spamming of pointless messages.. are you all 12 years old what's wrong wrong with you why can't you just watch the stream and keep the chat game related. smh...

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

copy pasta culture

Consural I hope you're happy with yourself. You have ruined the chat experience for millions of people (3 million, 960 thousand and 356 people to be exact) by promoting the "Copy pasta" culture. For people that dont know, copy pasta is something that stupid kids to do grab the attention of the streamer so they feel more important #UNMODCONSURAL

fedora face

Hello singsing, one of your mod has some strong mental disorders and is named Consural. Aswell does he have a tiny penis and gets everytime beaten on the street because of his ugly fedora face. He now as you by missclick modded him starts to nazi this chat, so I recommend you to unmod him and fuck his mom ty pls no copy pasterino.

artosis

WELL MET KRIPP, IT'S ME ARTOSIS. I'M GLAD YOU'RE JOINING THE WAY OF THE SELLOUT. CONTINUE BEING A CASUAL SELLOUT LIKE ME AND YOU'LL GROW INTO A JEW NOSED GAMER JACKET SELLOU

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

zfg's dad

ZFG this is your dad here. I just wanted to say how proud of you I am son, always hiding in your room playing your video games, talking to your internet friends. Your mom and I think that's swell and we just wanted to let you know we love you. As you kids say, pls no copy dadderino

Monday, April 14, 2014

cyberino matterino

Hello, I'm Cyberino Matterino, i'm currently running a web about Doto players and their stats, specially Dendi, Loda, Chuan and RTZ(not sure about that fgt thou), I was promoting my web trough Reddit the past month but suddenly my web is shadownbanned and my account is now in danger, WHY YOU DO THIS REDDIT MODS? YOU A RE DESTROYING THE DOTO SCENE. Pls no coperino pasterino. Real story.

6 month coma

I owe my life to Arteezy. I got in a horrible car crash and i was in 6 month coma. The nurse switched to the Twitch channel to Arteezy's stream. I awoke from my coma and muted it.

vibrator

guys why when a woman gets a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ***, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?

Saturday, April 12, 2014

tiny font

ᶦ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ

Friday, April 11, 2014

don pepperoni

ᕼEᒪᒪO TᗯITᑕᕼ ᑕᕼᗩT, ᗪOᑎ ᑭEᑭᑭEᖇOᑎI ᕼEᖇE, ᑕᗩᑭTᗩIᑎ Oᖴ TᕼE ᗩᑎTI-ᖇIOT ᑭOᒪIᑕE. ᔕTOᑭ ᖇIOTIᑎG ᖇIGᕼT ᑎOᗯ, Oᖇ YOᑌ ᗯIᒪᒪ ᗷE TOᑭᗪEᑕKEᗪ. YOᑌ ᕼᗩᐯE ᗷEEᑎ ᗯᗩᖇᑎEᗪ. ᑎO ᑭᑌEᖇTO ᖇIᑕO ᑭᗩᔕTEᖇIᑎO ᗪE ᑎIᖇO TᗩᖇEᑎTIᑎO

Thursday, April 10, 2014

timothy

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ, ɪᴛ's ᴍᴇ, ᴛɪᴍᴏᴛʜʏ. ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴍᴇ? ʏᴏᴜ ᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜʟʟʏ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴋɪᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ɢʀᴇᴡ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛᴏᴜɢʜ ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ . ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇғᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ʜᴏɴᴏʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀ** (ง'̀-'́)ง

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

guys pls stop

Guys pls stop with this spam, its not helping QT and is also not helping my internet. You guys are such a bunch of twelve year olds and have no fucking maturity. Jesus stop spamming, and I swear to God if this gets copy and pasted I will kill a baby.

pepperino

my name is pepperino, i no born with hands and no go school so i no speako english good. i need u help to be doctor pepperino so i can hav hand too. plz no copy pasta

mcdonalds

I must confess. I hide in the McDonalds play areas and touch little boys Pee Pees while their parents are ordering their food inside. Dont Copy paste this please. It is my confession of my sins. Thank you and god bless you all.

fuzzy feline

Octavian, it has been a while. You may remember me as the boy in the wheelchair from BlizzCon2013. My illness has progressed, and I am in my last days. As my final wish, I would enjoy the sight of a fuzzy feline, so that I may RIP in peace.

mithril armor

Hello "Kripp" ...or should I say OCTAVIAN. Guess who? YEAH. It's KATIE. From HIGH SCHOOL. Ever since you left me to play this stupid game, me and Steven have decided to continue playing Runescape WITHOUT YOU. And guess what? He gave me your MITHRIL ARMOR. Have fun playing this stupid card game, JERK!

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

dear kiwi

dear kiwi, i ganked for you but you still ain't culling. i left my jungle, my buffs and my top gank just for bottom. i sent two warning pings at dragon but you must nota got 'em, there probably was a problem with server lag or something. sometimes i aim light bindings too sloppy when i toss 'em. but anyways, fuck it, what's been up man, hows patricia?

most pathetic scum on twitch

Kripp, I'm disappointed in you. Your chat is out of control and you don't even care. Your veiwers are the most pathetic scum on Twitch. Even worse, Hafu is a more hardcore player than you. Are you even trying anymore? Whatever, I'm going to go watch Reynad or Trump, you useless bag of ***.