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Tuesday, March 11, 2014
Monday, March 10, 2014
Krippler's aim is to establish a New Order of absolute Nazi German hegemony in the Twitch Metaverse. To this end, his foreign and domestic policies had the aim of seizing Lebensraum ("living space") for the Donger people. Under Krippler's rule, in 1941 German forces and their European allies occupied most of Europe and North Africa.
no mom issues. none at all actually. my mom has been brainwashed by men, like i said patriarchal society that's pro-rape culture. i feel sorry for women and hate the fact that i have a weapon between my legs that has unfortunately been used to violate women by many chauvinistic rapist men in the past. i hate being a man.
Sunday, March 9, 2014
Saturday, March 8, 2014
Well Kripp, you moving to Poe of Path has made my girlfriend realise she only loves me because we watch your Hearthstone stream. She just left me. Thanks a lot, douche. Please no pasta as I am still trying to recover from the pain.
Well I regret to inform you Kripp that your choice to return to Path of Poe has confirmed my suicide tonight. It had been a fun ride, but I simply cannot afford to live any longer. Please bless me that I may rip in paparolies, as this will be my fifth suicide this week.
Wednesday, March 5, 2014
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
ＫＲＩＰＰ ＴＨＩＳ ＩＳ ＨＡＦＵ． ＹＯＵ ＡＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＲＯＵＢＬＥ ＭＩＳＴＥＲ． Ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｎｏｔ ｇａｙ！ Ｙｏｕ ｔａｌｋ ｔｏ ｍｅ ｏｎ ｔｈｅ ｐｈｏｎｅ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｎｉｇｈｔ， ａｎｄ ｗｈｏ ｃａｎ ｆｏｒｇｅｔ ｏｕｒ ｎｉｇｈｔｓ ｏｆ ｅｎｄｌｅｓｓ ｎｉｐｐｌｅ ｐｌａｙ？ Ｓｔｏｐ ｔｈｅ ｃｈａｒａｄｅ
Ｄｅａｒ Ｋｒｉｐｐ＇ｓ Ｇａｙ Ｇｒｅｅｋ Ｂｏｙｆｒｉｅｎｄ， ｙｏｕ ｐｉｅｃｅ ｏｆ ｅｌ ｄｏｇ ｓｈｉｔｅｒｉｎｏ． Ｔｈｅ Ｋｒｉｐｐ ｉｓ ＭＹ ＭＡＮ． Ａｎｄ ｙｏｕ ｂｅｔｔｅｒ ｂａｃｋ ｔｈｅ ｆｕｃｋ ｏｆｆ． Ｐｌｚ ｎｏ ｃｏｐｙ ｐａｓｔｅｒｉｎｏ ａｌ ｐａｃｉｎｏ ｐｉｓｔａｃｈｉｏ
Monday, March 3, 2014
Hi Michael, its Shawndeela. We had a night of passion where you promised me the world. Since you refused to use a condom because you said your "seed must flow freely" I am now carrying our child of love. Michael please contact me so we can raise him as a true donger.
Kripparrian was found dead in his home on March 2nd. At the scene of his death were thousands of tissues full of cum and 100 open pornhub tabs. It is estimated that Kripp masturbated at least 300 times per day for the last week, resulting in his penis exploding and him bleeding to death.
so i was walking down the road today and 2 black hoodlums approached me. They asked "dawg u a crip or a blood fool". Startled, i muttered "I'm a kripp". The power of morosan rushed through my body, i raised my donger and blew both of the hoodlums away with 100% pure orange juice from concentrate. Value.
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Hey Mods, I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down. I wanted to say congrats! I know it's hard to manage a TwitchTV chat but I always want to tip my hat off to you guys. Through thick and thin I will still be here to always support you. I know times are hard, but you always come back with a good attitude. I wish you the very best on your next timeouts, and hope you get an even better ban score.
ZFG I appreciate you. You come on Twitch every day and do what you love, all while ignoring the chat trolls. You've proven to me that you are the bigger donger in this world full of raising. When you get the world record, I want you to know that I will be naming my first born child after you. "ZFGirl" or "ZFGuy". You're invited to his or her first birthday as well. I hope you can make it!
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
his name is zfg and he looks so good he always got a bitch all on his wood speedrunslive yeah thats his hood getting that run just like he should dampe why you a little shit give me that heartpiece first try bitch rng rng please be nice to me please dont ruin this run for me I need the world record fuck a pb now hookshot your bitch over this way I will superslide into her pants while I get paid twitchbux raining that she stay screaming my name
copypasta is dumb (dont copy this message. i know its tempting, and i know you might think it'll be funny, but in reality, it's not)
zfg, I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down, u shameful motherfucker. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. A week ago, I was having sex with my dog when it turned around and bit me. i've realized this, and it's so liberating. Great job stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud. Remember that the Bible condemns homosexuality
Hey chat, hey ZFG...Reggie from Nintendo here. I'm glad to see that you are enjoying one of our finer games, Ocarina of Time, but I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from breaking it like you are. You are NOT playing it the way we wanted you to, and you are having a lot less fun than you could. Please consider or your body won't be ready for the Nintendo Lawyers. Thank you Mr.Glitcha, and Game on! - Regginator
Monday, February 24, 2014
"So, what do I have to do?" Siglemic cries out in laughter "You have to do me you little bitch." Cosmo had always secretly been bisexual, but he never told anyone. He tried to act like he wasn't excited, but he was horny beyond his wildest dreams. He thought Siglemic was cute, and he was expecting a nice veiny shaft in his mouth at AGDQ.
evening Mister Burnedgoat. I'm writing you this letter today because I believe I'm a victim of mistaken identity. I was watching ZFG's lovely stream and participating in the intellectual chat. Unfortunately, just as I was about to compliment ZFG on his awesome dedication, I realized my message had not been sent because I had been banned from his chat. This realization of the ban resonated throughout my soul and I wept terribly.
Sunday, February 23, 2014
Dear Spooky, My name is Devilmayspy aka Adolf Hitler. I am here to ruin your streaming experience by banning you for absurd reasons like disliking injustice and saying things that strike me the wrong way. I am the reason people troll every stream I moderate. I am the worst thing in the FGC since Marn beat dogs. Bifuteki is more respected than me. I am dirt. Please remove me from moderating duties. Sincerely, Devilmayspy
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Every day, I open sovi's stream and sit down with a 100 pack of capri suns. I wait until the stream starts, and then it begins. I open the box and force myself to drink the capri suns. I have stage V diabetes and will die soon, but I know it is what Sovitia likes. I feel at peace knowing that it is what Sovitia would have wanted. Please no capri sunerino.
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ʙᴜʟʟᴅᴏɢᴇ I ᴀᴍ ғᴀᴍᴏᴜs ᴘᴏʀɴ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ, ᴛᴏɴʏ ᴘᴀsᴛᴇʀɪɴᴏ. ᴡᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴇᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴄɪᴘᴀᴛᴇ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ " ʜᴏᴏᴋɪɴ' ɴ ᴊᴜᴋᴇɪɴ' " sʜᴇᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅʀᴜɴɴᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ sᴀʏ ɴᴏ ᴊᴜᴋᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴅᴏᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ.
Monday, February 17, 2014
I really miss the early days of this stream when Kripp would read us stories before he went to bed. Kripp is like a big brother to me, he was there when my biological parents weren't. I love you Kripp